My mom sent this to me, and I got a good laugh.
The Ant & the Grasshopper in 2008
Two Different Versions! Two Different Morals!
OLD VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and
plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper
has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Be responsible for yourself!
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MODERN VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and
plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while
others are cold and starving.
CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a
table filled with food America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor
grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody
cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'
Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where
the news stations film the group singing, 'We shall overcome.' Jesse then
has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.
Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King that
the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for
an
immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
Hillary and Obama go on national television agreeing that the plight of
the grasshopper is the fault of George Bush.
Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer.
The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green
bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is
confiscated by the government.
Barack gets his old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a
defamation suit against the ant, and the case i
s tried before a panel of federal
judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent welfare
recipients.
The ant loses the case.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of
the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to
be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the snow.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house,
now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once
peaceful neighborhood.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Be very careful how you vote in 2008
5 comments:
Let's hope that people will be able to see just how shallow Obama really is...all air.
I am quite concerned about this election and what the outcome could be if we aren't careful. If Obama does win hold on because I believe it will be a rough ride.
Oh man. This election just stinks. I am not liking Obama, but Palin is a little fruity. I agree, though. Scary things are coming.
I loved that story. It's SO true! It makes me laugh, but also mad at the same time. People need to stop blaming everyone else for their problems and take responsibility for themselves.
wow! that story is so true.... i am very scared about the outcome. so many people i know are still unsure how they will vote! SCARY!
That was amazing and I laughed (with with trepidation at our future) at the not so off images in the story. Hard work is for suckers these days because they get penalized for it. What the crap is that about? Good post. Also, thank you soo much for your comment on my blog. Amen sista!
ROTFL!!! Isn't that just sad though?
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